Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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I am quite mature.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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test test

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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