- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

smell the vitamin C

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock knock. Get out!!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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