- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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