- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

your mom was so fat that she died.

What is the name of the car? What

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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