- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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