Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Caolan and Eamon

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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