Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

when debbie meets downer

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