Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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