- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

get in the car.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Lil Wayne

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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