Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

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