What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I enjoy Popcorn

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

I'm HIV positive.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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