- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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