- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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