- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Your sex life.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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