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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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