HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

A dancer walks into a barre

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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