- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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