- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Asian women drivers...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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