- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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