Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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I am quite mature.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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