- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a duck?

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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