My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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The FCC

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Take part of what?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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