- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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