Ben Affleck

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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YOU

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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