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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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