what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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