- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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