- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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