- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your sex life.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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