- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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