- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I'm so punny.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

mental kid

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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