- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Anyone can post anything.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's big and purple? Barney

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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