Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Who wants water? I do.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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