- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Women's rights.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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