What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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honest politician

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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