- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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