What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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