Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red, yup.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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