What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

HELLO EVERYONE

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

My jeans

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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