There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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