Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

This is a joke.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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