So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

sfdg

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I am quite mature.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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