How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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