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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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