- Anti Joke

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.