- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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