What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

dyslexic's Untie

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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