- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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