- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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