- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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