why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

I need to start studying.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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