What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Rylan Clark

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How about that airline food?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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