- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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