I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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your mum

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Anti Joke

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