- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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