What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Sloths

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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