- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

how do you call someone? use a phone

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Jeff

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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