Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A black man walks out of a police station

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I love alchohol!

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

sfdg

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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