How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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