- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

drew edminstin is a rat

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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