- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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