- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Chuck Norris.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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