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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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