- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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