- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How would you rule?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

All of these jokes are about white people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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