- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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