What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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how did the man die he didnt

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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