I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock knock knock OCD

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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