Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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pobody's nerfect

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Your mom is so nice.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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