- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

whats gay and american? a gay american

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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