- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come grilled cheese?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Once, I went to Peru.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Women's rights.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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