- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

here's a joke... the american education society

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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