- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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