Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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