- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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