- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

how do you call someone? use a phone

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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