- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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