Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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