- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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