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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Donald Trump.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Donald Trump.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't