- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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