How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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