- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Your sex life.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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