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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Boner

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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