- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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