- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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