What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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5 people are walking

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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